Fuck the World 'Til I'm Gone!
Theres a saying that goes for the Australian National parks - Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints.
(Source: hipppie-freak, via kin3tics)
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period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
[Life for men]
- Wake up, instantly horny.
- Rest of day - horny
- Find time during the day to masturbate - still horny
- Sleep - horny dreams.
